Ameridad purchased a new toy that will decrease the amount of time spent cutting the lawn. A picture is worth a thousand words so here it is.
I think my mowing time will be cut by 100% because I will not be able to get him off of the machine, which might not be such a bad idea. I did get a chance to try out the mower but had some difficulty when I tried to initiate turns. Screaming in fear did not help the mower go where I wanted it to go, definitely felt like the mower was in charge. Didn't Stephen King write a book about this? No, I remember now the story he wrote was about was a car named Christine.